At this school, you’re much more likely to find a rosy red bottom on a teacher’s desk than a shiny red apple...

Inside the hallowed halls of the Venus School, you’ll learn everything you ever wanted to know about pleasure, pain, and so much more.

Whether you prefer a traditional classroom or independent study, we have instructors of all genders and preferences available around the clock for hands-on instruction. And while you won’t find a single laboratory on site, experimentation is highly encouraged.

So, put down your pencils and toss out those boring old textbooks. Register today at the Venus School, and remember—even if romance isn’t part of the curriculum, it’s always an elective.